in other news the pizza delivery boy from my local dominos just sent me a text saying they havent seen me in a while
Seeing things like this makes me wanna be in a cute relationship with someone auck
when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree
“First glance reaction”
I can’t wait to see how my fiancé looks at me on that day.
one of my favorite posts
my mom told my dad “stop youre spilling pringle crumbs on the floor” and my dad looked her dead in the eye and emptied the can of pringles on the floor and i think my dads becoming a rebellious teenager
The Potter Generation Challenge → The Golden TrioHarry, Ron or Hermione?
Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game